Photographic evidence

Of three  four things:

1. The spaghetti top from Dodo is most cool.
2. Even though I may be Hulk's sister, those muscles are useless. I cannot start Master Bates anymore.
3. I CAN hook my left foot to my left hand! (before I only had photographic evidence that I can hook my right foot to my right hand - it's on display in my office) This is an important achievement for an elephant like me!!!!
4. The reason why I can't start Master Bates anymore is because it's not a HEEL hook as in the photo, but a TOE hook. Go figure. A toe hook would indeed allow one to hold this tiny tiny crimp:

More photos here.