I lost THE ring

This is how i feel right now: cute but STUPID (and i know i am insulting the bird in saying this). A series of unfortunate events has led me to lose Marian's ring. ZOMG how could i be so foolish, so stupid, so out of touch with reality? The ring adorned my hairy left ring finger for a year or so and now it is gone. Pfft.

Dramatic wailing ensured and a lot of profanities did caress my tongue, but in the end it is gone and I will have to replace it. Stoopid is as stoopid does.