Snooping is not for the faint hearted

So here I was in the MRT going somewhere when I spotted this 40-something-on-the-fat-side-white guy who was reading guess what from, yes, a Amazon Kindle! Omg I oogled and oogled him, I stretched my neck to its maximum just to see the screen and the buttons and the size of the text when all of a sudden he scratches his balls. I twitch nervously because this was not my idea of a kindle reader. Hell, i was planning to get one of those in four years or so! Then a skinny, leggy, poor (not much money to invest in garment for her short pants) girl walked by and he oogled her. I also oogled cause I was staring so much at his Kindle we were one and the same by now.